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Poster: Azkanan
Date Posted: 17 October 2011, 10:14am
Bay12 has arrived.
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Good morrow to ye, ye round-eared carp-lovers.

This game was posted on Bay12 a few of days ago,
and has since garnered attention. Therefore, this is simply a courtesy
post in forewarning of the inevitable rise of a Kingdom of Dwarves,
which will cover the land in beer and cull the land of any elephants,
carp or any other extremely dangerous beasts that our ancestors
have learn the better of to avoid.
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Poster: squeakyreaper
Date Posted: 17 October 2011, 12:12pm
Re: Bay12 has arrived.
Remember: In the Kingdom of Bay12, all sorts of pets are allowed. S'long as they're not badgers, cats, unicorns, wild giant eagles, mega beasts who have killed in the past, carp, elephants or untamed elves. Do ensure to stay out of th' lever room, unless you're a noble. In which case, pull the golden lever marked "Ambassador Spiketrap".
 
Poster: Sartain
Date Posted: 17 October 2011, 15:51pm
Re: Bay12 has arrived.
Strike the earth, brothers!
 
Poster: shadenight123
Date Posted: 17 October 2011, 15:54pm
Re: Bay12 has arrived.
and here comes the SHADOW.
also known as shade, shadenight and nightshade.
and a dwarf.
and now on towards gloryfied dwarfdom.
 
Poster: Fortis
Date Posted: 17 October 2011, 16:03pm
Re: Bay12 has arrived.
All glory to Armok! Blood and Beer for Armok!
 
Poster: Axel-K
Date Posted: 17 October 2011, 21:35pm
Re: Bay12 has arrived.
Hraaargh! Let there be mayhem and beershed and Goblin's woe
And the sonorous clanging of the headbones of the foe
Strike the anvil, spark a darkling, ruddy blade take shape
For steel craves blood and Dwarf craves beer - Let both thirsts be slaked!

Welcome Bay12.
 
Poster: Azkanan
Date Posted: 17 October 2011, 23:52pm
Re: Bay12 has arrived.
I want to drink from the skull of my enemies!
BRING ME AN ENEMT WITH NO EYES DAMMIT.
...giant worms have no skulls... I'm so sad...

(I can't remember the comic strip word-by-word, +1 azk point to the guy who posts it).
 
Poster: Raddish
Date Posted: 18 October 2011, 16:08pm
Re: Bay12 has arrived.
Strike the earth for the metal!

Strike the earth for the King!

Strike the earth for Armok!
 
Poster: Ehndras
Date Posted: 19 October 2011, 02:09am
Re: Bay12 has arrived.
Ehndras here, of the Clan of Aurea. As my brothers before me have brought news of Bay12, so do I speak for them when I say that the glory of Armok shall soon live on within this new world.


;)

May the glory of Armok rise as we do; through the rank and file of warriors and mages alike, ebbing and flowing as does a pool of crimson blood.

Sons of Armok, lets have some fun ;)
 
Poster: Nanoth
Date Posted: 19 October 2011, 13:53pm
Re: Bay12 has arrived.
When we Dwarves were a young race, we could but watch as the Forefathers of the Elves slew our Forefathers. We swore to find them and forgive them. And we would forgive the shit out of them. We forged the Axes of Friendship, and we accepted their apology. But Mercy begets Mercy. Soon the Flames of Empathy blazed Bight...

We build a Novelty Fortress, the Irony was Lost on some...

Now Begins the Age of Armok, God of Blood...... Wait that seems a bit Grim, No wait, not at all, Blood is good, you need Blood to live...

 
Poster: Azkanan
Date Posted: 22 October 2011, 21:16pm
Re: Bay12 has arrived.
More appropriate OP image.
 
Poster: Ehndras
Date Posted: 23 October 2011, 08:49am
Re: Bay12 has arrived.
Looks good, mate :)


In other news, apparently the entire game has joined Time due to the fact that they have absolutely no balls or ambition. How Elvish.

Staberinde all the way, til the Kingdoms of Dwarves arise, because going with the underdog is always best. (Plus, they're the color of Blood. Mmmm.)

In other news, a number of our mates have takes towns big and small, and I'm taking every town I see as well.
 
Poster: Azkanan
Date Posted: 23 October 2011, 09:54am
Re: Bay12 has arrived.
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Poster: Sartain
Date Posted: 23 October 2011, 14:31pm
Re: Bay12 has arrived.
Dwarven Warlord Claims Kingship
Korgan Coallungs, leader of the mercenary band "The Crimson Sickle"
titles himself "King of all dwarves"


In a stunning turn of event dwarven mercenary Korgan Coallungs was quoted saying that
"the rise of the dwarven empire is inevitable" and that "the Age of Men" is at an end".
Coallungs went on to claim that his ascension to kingship and the forming of the great dwarven
kingdom was just a matter of time and that there is no stopping the sons and daughters of Armok.

I'm up to my 5th town now, so unless things go to pot we're well on our way to establishing the kingdom of the dwarves. Also, contenders to the throne are more than welcome ;)
 
Poster: squeakyreaper
Date Posted: 23 October 2011, 14:45pm
Re: Bay12 has arrived.
Hail Sartain, king of Dwarves! At least, until you mandate something made out of slade.
 
Poster: Sartain
Date Posted: 23 October 2011, 14:47pm
Re: Bay12 has arrived.
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Hail Sartain, king of Dwarves! At least, until you mandate something made out of slade.
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By future kings mandate, I want glass goblets!
 
Poster: Fortis
Date Posted: 23 October 2011, 16:46pm
Re: Bay12 has arrived.
Every dwarf king should have a mythological beast caged in their throne room just to show off how badass they are. What can we capture for you? A hydra maybe? Or a Manticore or two? Nevermind this lever labeled 'cage release' we're building over here. It's nothing of importance.
 
Poster: shadenight123
Date Posted: 23 October 2011, 20:31pm
Re: Bay12 has arrived.
remember, if you mandate something out of slade or ban exports, it's the MAGMA for you!